SPICE RACK REHAB: A LUMBERJACK'S LAMENT

This here mess is worse than a rotten wood working log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be organized, like a fresh cut of lumber. Now? It's a jumbled heap of dusty jars and shattered bottles. I can't even dig out the cardamom when I need it for my famous breakfast stew. This ain't just a kitchen situation, this is an existenti